Disgusting!

Why do kids decide to do the most disgusting things at the most inconvenient moments?

So, I am in church right... Yeah we all know this is gonna be great...

Anyways, I am in church and I am holding my son. Behind me I hear snickering. Well my son tends to flirt with girls, so it is not unusual to hear all kinds of things coming from the back of the sanctuary. The snickering is continuing, and being the head of the youth group, I decided to shush the kids. I turn around and hear EWWW! All eyes were pointed at me. I looked at my son, and just noticed his finger in his mouth. No big deal, he is cutting his last few teeth anyways, so his finger is ALWAYS in his mouth. A few minutes later I hear it again, so right as I turn to shush the kids I see what is happening...

My son has his entire finger up his nose. It was disgusting. So I casually removed his finger. No more then I turn my head back, he is doing it again. I continuously fight his finger from his nose, then back to his mouth. It is nasty! He finally gets mad at me, and the last time I removed his finger, he shoved it in my mouth, and then he proceeded to lick my face! It was so gross!!!! The kids thought that this was hilarious, so I found it to be a great ooportunity to remind them that having kids can be disgusting. it is not always fun, though it can be very funny. :) A great lesson for my youth group!!!